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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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just-shower-thoughts

Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.

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✨🏴‍☠️ PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY. PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY 🏴‍☠️✨

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1. Download Firefox

2. Add the following extensions: uBlock Origin, AdBlocker Ultimate, Privacy Badger, Privacy Possum, minerBlock (ClearURLs and Don’t track me Google also recommended but not necessary for this)

3. Go forth brave soldier

ash-the-nekogirl
lets-talk-about-sects

Okay kids buckle up for the INSANE story I just heard from my little brother

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**As a disclaimer my brother is a cis straight dude who only dates the most basic white girls you can find. He's very emotionally aware but doesn't linger on his emotions, just processes them and moves on (this is wild to me)**

He calls me on my break just to say hi, that he’s driving back to Denver from visiting his girlfriend, to which I respond “didn’t you break up with your girlfriend (of like a month) last month” and to which he says “yeah I have a new girlfriend, we’ve been together four weeks but I went up to spend the weekend and meet her friends” and I’m like ok great this is already ridiculous

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So we’re chatting and I’m teasing him about how he doesn’t sleep with people on first dates and he says that he’s changed his policy, it’s just that he won’t have sex with them if he’d rather be doing something else, so I joke that I’ve had that where I’d rather be watching the show Chernobyl (true) and he says “yeah or watching a movie with my housemate” and I say hey bud that’s kind of gay and he says yeah I actually had a weird gay moment last night

And I go oh???? And he goes yeah, I was at the bar with the girlfriend and some of her friends and one of them was a guy and we were hitting it off, doing a little flirting as you do with your bros at the bar~

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And then my cis straight brother goes on to explain that sometimes when you’re out with the homies and you’re having a good time and the vibes are right you just give em a little kiss, like just a kiss on the mouth between bros, “no tongue or anything like that but just to express that you’re close and having a good time”

I’m like “My dude that’s not a thing” and he’s like “between confident straight men it is” and I’m like “NO IT’S NOT"

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So there we’ve got my brother having casual queerplatonic relationships with his homies at the bar, and he’s telling me this and I’m obviously speechless, so he goes on and he’s like “so because this guy and I were hitting it off I go in for a little kiss and he fucking swerves me” and I’m like yes my guy but because my brother is actually very good with respecting boundaries he was like “ok man great communication, won’t do it again"

BUT

Apparently my brother and the dude and my brother's GIRLFRIEND who has been there the WHOLE TIME go outside (I assume to have a cigarette but he didn’t tell me that part) and the guy turns to my brother and is like “man I should have kissed you when you offered it” and my brother is like “cool good shit man” like in the most bro way possible and then the guy grabs his face between his hands and just PLANTS a big one on his mouth

And THEN the guy panics and shoves him down on the ground!! And my brother has the normal reaction to being shoved on the ground unexpectedly which is to say “what the FUCK” and the girlfriend says “what the FUCK” and the guy goes “what the FUCK” and leaves

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And my brother ended the story there and was musing on it like "this guy obviously has some complexes to work through about his sexuality, no confident straight man kisses another confident straight man and then panics and runs away”

Which took me out at the KNEES lol

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And that, dear readers, is the batshit story my brother told me!

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OH MY GOD AND

AND

I told my coworker this and they were like I’m actually shipping him and his roommate and I was like HUH because I hadn't considered that and then later my brother sent me a photo of his housemate wearing sexy handcuffs

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themugglemudperson

#WILD#this is so validating for fic writers everywhere#your blorbo Can In Fact Be that oblivious

love the prev tags

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ozymandias271

reading a paper on quality of life among 45-to-70-year-olds with Down syndrome:

“Individuals expressed a desire to be allowed to go to bed when they wanted to.”

queenshulamit

:(

chavisory

Imagine.

fullyarticulatedgoldskeleton

I lived in a room and board that failed the burrito test. (”If you’re not allowed to get up in the middle of the night to microwave a burrito, you live in an institution.”) No one stopped me from going to bed, but they did tell me I had to have my lights out by 10, and that I had to be out of the house by 10 the next morning. When I complained to my outpatient program that I needed more help than I was getting, they threatened me with board and care, where my cell phone would be taken away and I would lose contact with the outside world. My case manager sounded so damn smug, like he had caught me out, when he said, “if you’re really as helpless as you say, then you need to be in a board and care.” Like my only options were struggling to do things I couldn’t do, or surrendering my life to an institution.

When I tried to talk about these things with other people, they always rationalized it away. (I told my dad once that my caseworker was reading my e-mails as I wrote them, demonstrating extreme disrespect for my privacy, and he said, “Well, she’s probably making sure you don’t use the internet to goof off.” I was 22 years old.)

 People tend to mock the idea that telling an adult when to go to bed, when to eat, etc., is a human rights violation, even though they would find it outrageous and absurd if anyone came into their lives to do the same thing to them.

And this is what people seem to think when they tell disabled activists we’re just not disabled enough to understand that some people really do need to be locked up and deprived of all autonomy.

phuk-ewe

Here’s the paper:

https://library.down-syndrome.org/en-us/research-practice/06/3/quality-life-ageing-down-syndrome/

treegona

They don’t want *any* activists for mentally/developmentally disabled people. If you’re able to advocate for your rights, you’re not “disabled enough” - and if you were disabled enough you wouldn’t be able to advocate for your rights.

feralfens
just-shower-thoughts

Streaming companies are the landlords of media. You will rent in perpetuity, and never actually own anything.

fuck-you-showerthoughts

✨🏴‍☠️ PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY. PIRATE AND DOWNLOAD YOUR FAVORITE MEDIA IMMEDIATELY 🏴‍☠️✨

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1. Download Firefox

2. Add the following extensions: uBlock Origin, AdBlocker Ultimate, Privacy Badger, Privacy Possum, minerBlock (ClearURLs and Don’t track me Google also recommended but not necessary for this)

3. Go forth brave soldier

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lunatic-hiya

a lesbian in 2023 saying ‘do not interact with me if you support drag queens’ is astounding like not only are you boring tasteless and bandwagoning onto half-baked pretend-feminism opinions but u also are willing to specifically trash the same people that the fascists are pointing the finger at but it’s okay because you’re not technically a radfem or a transphobe you just dont like gross men who make a mockery of the sacred feminine. hmm

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lunatic-hiya

a lesbian in 2023 saying ‘do not interact with me if you support drag queens’ is astounding like not only are you boring tasteless and bandwagoning onto half-baked pretend-feminism opinions but u also are willing to specifically trash the same people that the fascists are pointing the finger at but it’s okay because you’re not technically a radfem or a transphobe you just dont like gross men who make a mockery of the sacred feminine. hmm

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Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

goblins-against-cops

this post must be reblogged by everyone

bizzitybobbityboo

I certainly hope so, since this is one of my sets of pronouns.

icarusthefoolish

It would be weird if i didn’t seeing as i am a they/them…

kitsune25

Me and my siblings use these pronouns! They are definitely valid

sl33pinbuti

people who don’t use these pronouns are fuckin wild … these pronouns are valid. always.

rui-ayaki-lower5

Mod always says “when in doubt use they/them” until you can ask

not-wizard-council-aristocrat

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

goblins-against-cops

this post must be reblogged by everyone

bizzitybobbityboo

I certainly hope so, since this is one of my sets of pronouns.

icarusthefoolish

It would be weird if i didn’t seeing as i am a they/them…

kitsune25

Me and my siblings use these pronouns! They are definitely valid

sl33pinbuti

people who don’t use these pronouns are fuckin wild … these pronouns are valid. always.

rui-ayaki-lower5

Mod always says “when in doubt use they/them” until you can ask

not-wizard-council-aristocrat

Please reblog if you think that “they/them/theirs” is a valid set of pronouns.

goblins-against-cops

this post must be reblogged by everyone

bizzitybobbityboo

I certainly hope so, since this is one of my sets of pronouns.

icarusthefoolish

It would be weird if i didn’t seeing as i am a they/them…

kitsune25

Me and my siblings use these pronouns! They are definitely valid

sl33pinbuti

people who don’t use these pronouns are fuckin wild … these pronouns are valid. always.

rui-ayaki-lower5

Mod always says “when in doubt use they/them” until you can ask